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Saturday, March 12, 2011

Get thee to gym, dude

Hey dudes, no parties tonight for me--off to the bars to get hammered with a bunch of friends, but before I head out -- a reader send me a review of the SQUIRT party, which I guess was combined with the ROCK SOLID party on Thursday night. The review was pretty negative, and this site has trashed those combined Gramercy parties enough for any reader, but there was one point I thought was worthy, so here’s part of the review, and some comments afterwards.

“Evan, went to a party on Lex on Thursday night, which I discovered when I got there that it was combined with another party. It was my first party, and got a little wasted before I got there. No one was downstairs, and about 10 men upstairs. When I got upstairs there was a 3way on the bed, with one man getting fucked as he sucked off a third. The room was filled with mostly older guys, and two or three hotties. The hotties were mostly standing around, the old men circling them. What got me was that these old men who were in pretty bad shape wouldn’t leave this one hottie alone. They would go up to him and feel him up, and he would take it for a while, then he would move off to the other side of the room. The old men just followed him over and started again. This happened time and time again. It was fascinating to watch, but I felt so bad for him. He had a great bod, and was being nice, but they just wouldn’t stop grabbing at him. He finally just left. Really too bad as he was the hottest one there.”




The review goes on, but that was the thrust of it – what really caught my eye was that these old guys who the host let into to party don’t take no for an answer. Even Brandon Aguilar mentions in his review about these old out-of-shape guys at some parties -- they are grasping, groping, and gross. First of all I don’t understand why many hosts don’t control the parties more—or why they even let them in in the first place. And second, I can’t understand why these old guys don’t go to the fucking gym. If these guys want to go to a sex party, and go after hot guys – cool – but why don’t they get into the best shape they can. Do they know much fucking time these guys spend at the gym to look like that? Why should some gross old troll get to enjoy all their work. I can guarantee that unless they had some weird fetish -- the hot dudes are NOT interested. Do you really think they work out like dogs so they can fuck some fat old guy. They don't.

And, before you all start throwing shit at me, I am not an ageist -- I get off on older inshape guys. For example, I was away last week for a business trip in Chicago – Chicago is one my favorite cities for business trips because there are so many hot guys there that I always have a hot time. (One of my old fuckbuddies, Dan, who writes a great sex blog (http://mattanddanssexualadventures.blogspot.com/), and I are always comparing our sexploits and how many guys we fuck on our business trips. He is a master – he even films his adventures (check out his site), but on my trip to Chicago I think I beat him: five guys in two days.) Okay, I cheated: one was a threeway. In fact the threeway was one of the hottest I’ve had in a long time. I was on a lunch break trolling adam4adam, when this dude sent me an IM asking if I wanted to get fucked. (D’uh!) I checked out his pics – amazing muscular body, about my height and build, but he was in 48. So, if he was 48 on A4A, I was guessing 50something in the real world. Fuck, but his pictures were really hot, and he insists they were recent. Then he throws this at me this – he asks if he can bring a friend and they can tag team me. He says they are working construction, but can take a break for a few hours. Dude, you had me at “tag team.” He sends me his friend’s page on A4A, which is even hotter than his – another muscle dude, but this guy says he’s 53 – so what is that like 60 in the real world?? I’m a sucker for a threeway, so I decide to give it a shot – the pics were HOT. They come over and they are totally cool. We quickly get naked, and fuck guys – their bodies were better than most guys my age (28). So fucking hot. We get down to business and we fucked for over an hour or more. There was barely a moment when there wasn’t a cock in my ass and a dick in my mouth. They just didn’t stop. Amazing – their (no doubt Viagra-filled) dicks just didn’t stop. I came about three times – twice without touching my dick. When we finally all came – all over me, of course, we talked for another 20 minutes. I’m still amazed at these guys’ bodies – not an ounce of fat. I kept telling them how hot they were—and they said yeah, it was killing them to look that way – guys, maybe true, but totally worth it. Older dudes can be incredible – but it takes work.

What did we learn – don’t brush off older dudes -- some have amazing bodies – if they put the work into it they can be just as hot as anyone else – and older guys often really know how to fuck. What else????—older guys, there’s no excuse for having bad bodies. If you want to go to a sex party and fuck with hot guys – then fucking go to the gym like the rest of us. Or find someone with a fetish for fat old guys, and leave the rest of us alone. Okay, and third: I’m an asshole, but we all knew that.

6 comments:

  1. I totally understand what you're saying about "older out of shape" guys. There is nothing more unappealing than seeing some overweight guy coming towards you. I usually start by making some motion like shaking my head no. If they are so desperate that they don't get that, then a stern NO THANKS seems to scare them off. If they are extremely lonely and desperate that they don't understand even that---then you have the permission to call them out and say what the fuck don't you understand about NO.
    Again we do understand that it is public sex. But there is still a sense of courtesy even in public sex.

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  2. Totally agree man -- I emailed back the guy who wrote the review. According this guy, the "hottie" did keep saying no, and, in fact, finally said, "Will you please leave me alone." He said these old guys just wouldn't listen--which really pissed me off, and led me to write the piece. Many of these guys go to parties to grope at guys who they could never get normally--and that to me is sad and gross.

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  3. Then at that point you have to go to the person who is running the party. If he cares about the reputation of his party, he'll do something. If he is so greedy (which i believe is the reason he let these guys in in the first place) that he cares more of making money, then his party will fail.

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  4. This is coming from someone nearly 50, but in the best shape of my life. Yes it takes a disproportionate amount of work to look like this, but too fucking bad. Boo fucking hoo. I drive a better car than most guys in their 20's, so it seems only fair that they get an easier road to a hot body.

    I was a hot little fucker in my 20's, but nothing worse than an old troll trying to cop a feel. I rarely go for younger guys, but when I do, I leave it to them to make the first move. That way, I know they're genuinely interested and they don't have to be creeped out by some "old guy" trying to feel them up, and I don't have to be creeped out by being that "old guy" trying to feel them up.

    Get to a fucking gym. They are as common as taxis in this city.

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  5. Thanks for the comment man -- guys, there is nothing like a hot older guy. Some of the best cocks I have ever taken have been from guys twice my age who really know how to use them -- but these were always dudes in great shape. So hot.

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