The Worst Parties ***AVOID****

Guys -- there are many parties in NYC -- these are BY FAR THE WORST. They are filled with out-of-shape, ugly, old men who are desperate for sex with ANYONE -- these parties they just have OPEN admissions and let ANYONE (and I mean anyone, in). Unless you like sex with fat guys, or are just deperate for human contact (and that's questionable), you should avoid these...

***AVOID****

The Worst Parties (open admission, gross, or just not worth the cost)…

GALLERY OF MEN (Garment District) every two weeks, 20s - 40s mostly holdovers from GCN/Studio days. Lots of BB, smoking area within the facility. Not sure how to get on the guest list anymore - must have your email on the list for admission. Filled with 99% old, out-of-shape, gross guys. $20 admission first hour, $25 after that.
Email for invite: thegallerynyc@yahoo.com

NEW YORK JACK (Times Square) Safe sex party for guys who like to JO. They are not selective about who gets in, so the guys run the gamut: all type of bodies, races, and ages. Sunday afternoons & Tues nights; $25 donation.
http://www.nyjacks.com

BMOCO (Tribeca)
"Big Men of Color". Has held events at hotel downtown -- very dark, hard to see anyone-- not great crowd.
EMAIL: bmocoparty@gmail.com

THE MEN’S PARTY (West Harlem)
In big apartment in Harlem . The party is a mix from a few hot young guys to some fat old guys (they also run BEAR HUNT--see below). The party is not strict about safe sex and lots of bb. Has sling. The host is nice, but I personally never like the vibe — too sleazy for me (which is v. sleazy). Usually has about 20-40 guys attending (although last time I went a few weeks ago there were only 6 guys there)from 30-40 YOs . NOT a safe sex party. Have parties at least once a week. $25.
www.themensparty.com

BISHOP (Downtown)
Hotel room. I’ve never been to this party because they take anyone -- ANYONE. One guy reported the he likes it because it attracts a wide group of types, ages, ethnicgroups without discrimination. (It is the only sex group I know of that meets at lunchtime--which is perfect for married guys
or guys who works nights). Most guys who attend have reported that the party sucks, and is mostly old fat men, and most comment that the host is NOT cool. Usually 30-50 guys attend--mostly 30-40 YOs, $20.
*Email request (no pic or stats needed) to bishop.group@gmail.com, or check out WEBSITE: http://bishop.ning.com/?xgi=3nwSAru

SOS: SEX ON SUNDAYS (formerly NY BUTT LICKERS) (Grammercy)
Now held in the E20s -- in HUGE beautiful duplex apt (same space as Olympus). Orgy every Sunday. Unfortunately --the have an open door policy and let in ANYBODY -- so the place is FILLED with overweight and really old flabby guys. Possible the most disgusting party I've ever attended. If you are desperate for sex with anyone (or get off with gross old guys -- GO; if you have ANY self esteem, and have ever been to the gym (ever) then SKIP THIS ONE. I often get off on sex with old dudes, but these are NOT hot.
Email for invite: sexonsundaynyc@yahoo.com

ALL MALE PARTY (Midtown West).
In apartment. I haven't been to this one in years because its way too expensive, AND IT SUCKS -- the one time I went the FAT guys were only outnumbered by the UGLY guys. 25-50 guys, weird fee structure, check out their website. TOTAL waste of your time and money. PASS ON THIS ONE.
www.AllMaleParty.com or email AllMaleParty@gmail.com