Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Three Party Reviews: ENCORE, MUSCLE GROUP and RMO

I haven't run any reviews in a while -- I've been saving them up. (Also they got the last dude who ran this site into a lot of trouble.) But here are three unsolicited reviews for your consideration.  Do what you want with them, and send me more!!!

THE ENCORE PARTY (Chelsea): If you're interested: It's well attended but the scene is more reminiscent of the backroom of a European gay bar than a sex party. Ninety percent of the guys are fully clothed so the action is limited: manly jacking and some sucking, very little kissing and almost no fucking. It's a place where hot guys go to get sucked off (by just about anyone) and shoot before going home to bed. It's good for what it is, but if you're looking for full-on sex, you'll probably be disappointed.


THE MUSCLE GROUP (West Harlem): “Genius. ok don't know how  he does it--this group put ME in NERVANA--Its not just the amazing Bodies its the vibe when you go in and when you leave- IM MEAN GENIUS. its like walking into the set of Dawsons creek (just the guys) and the scene is Jerk hot- oh- oh- oh!!! when everybody blows. the latin heavy dude (host) was in the bathroom bathing the hottest guy at the group and laughing and talking sports with him- what the fuck- its too HOT.

REAL MEN ONLY (RMO) PARTY (Fresh Meadows, Queens): Visited the Fresh Meadows Wednesday group and it was absolutely dreadful. The atmosphere was not sexy/erotic or fun at all--felt more like a chatty, bizarre, semi-naked tupperware party than a sex party. strange, creepy, unattractive, slovenly, unkempt crowd like a Fellini movie (but not exotic or interesting way just freaky/scary). poor boundaries between people playing--unsolicited grabbing/ touching/groping was the norm from what I could see. there was no real concern for safe/safer sex. Maybe a good resource for men who have zero standard or interest in personal hygiene, or who have zero care for their bodies or those of who they play with. Big word of warning for men interested in taking the trip there (I live in Queens so it was a quick car ride there).

2 comments:

  1. muscle group seems to be the best of the three!

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    1. Well, of these three. But the hottest is still NYJOCK.

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