Sunday, September 7, 2014

PREPARE YOURSELF! For a Fall Fucking and Feeding Frenzy!


You know what this weekend/week is don’t you? Yes, of course, it is indeed the start of football season, but those aren't the only kind of balls that are going to be getting a lot more play. What some of the less enlightened sports fans are unaware of is that the week after Labor Day also marks the start of one hell of a hot sex party season in NYC! Every year after Labor Day, everyone leaves their summer shares and sand-dune-cavorting behind and start getting back down to business in NYC. So this is the time when many parties that have been on more relaxed summer schedules (or completely on hiatus in some cases) spring back to life and fill up with hordes of whores…I mean hot horny men (that slip of the keys was, of course, done full of love for my fellow party-revelers). As much as I hate to see summer end, I know it is also a time for sexual celebration as I look forward to my favorite parties returning and settling into their more regular fall schedule. So I am anxiously awaiting their dates so I can pass them along to you fine penises...I mean people…my goodness, where IS my mind tonight?   


To get the most out of this, the most bountiful of sexual seasons in the city, you are going to want to make sure you start making your list and checking it twice well before the holidays to make sure you can get into all the parties you want to get into. Yes, all the best things in life are better with preparation, and sex parties are no different. If you want to get into the more popular ones, you usually will need to plan ahead. Get on the lists early. Some of them require in-advanced interviews, or RSVPs in order for you to attend, and some of them do fill up in advance and have waitlists, so if you wait to contact the hosts the day of the party, chances are you are not going to get in. Don’t be the one caught with your pants up (instead of down) and all horned up with nowhere to go. (Or at least not the place you wanted to go.) Here are a few parties you want to make sure you contact the hosts for well in advance if you want in on the fun.

First up is the ever-reliable PRIVATE PARTY returning this Wednesday after a Summer hiatus. Not ready to completely let go of summer just yet, host Richard is calling this THE (late) SUMMER JOLLIFICATION PARTY .  If you have been following this blog for any length of time you will know that PRIVATE PARTY has the reputation of always attracting a safe, attractive and sizable crowd. So if you are a bit of a newbie and are looking to dip your toes in the group-sex waters, then you will want to be at PRIVATE PARTY this Wednesday. 

If you have yet to partake in Richard’s big and social safe-sex soiree, know that it is for in-shape clean-cut white-collar professionals and students ages 18 to 45 and requires two interviews before you are allowed to attend:  First a phone interview with Richard, then an in-person, in-the-nude interview with a few of his helpers to make sure you are right for the party. You need to contact Richard  well in advance so that he can schedule with you the phone interview for a day or two before the party, so if you fit the criteria, are not on Richard’s list yet and you want to attend this Wednesday, contact Richard ASAP for a phone interview. You can email him at PRIVATE.PARTY@MSN.COM. Here is the party info:

PRIVATE PARTY SUMMER JOLLIFICATION(Midtown West) Great social sex party with a good mix of twinks to muscle dudes to toned average guys. This is a great party to try if you've never been to a party before: social, safe, and a clean atmosphere, no attitude. The best part is that there is plenty of hot sex at this party – not just standing around. Recommended.
THE HOST SAYS: “PRIVATE PARTY is an exclusive monthly, all-nude, safe-sex and social event for well-built, well-groomed, handsome, professional men and students 18- 45. PRIVATE PARTY events are safe, discreet, friendly, completely drug-free and open only to our members. In order to maintain our standards all potential members are screened by phone prior to a brief confirmatory in-person interview. Members of this large organized group are in fine physical and mental shape ,work-out/exercise on a regular basis in addition to being confident, interesting and accomplished. This is a highly screened group who practice safe-sex and enjoy mixing and meeting in a drug-free, friendly, all-nude, social and sexual environment."
VERIFIED SPECIFICS
DOOR POLICY: Very Selective
VIBE: Social and Friendly
SS/BB: A safe-sex party
DONATION: $25 and $1 clothes check
SUPPLIES: Drinks, snacks, condoms and lube, towels and shower amenities
TIME: 7:30-11:30 (Apr.-July), 8:00-11:30 (Sept. -Mar.)
FREQUENCY: Monthly, usually on a Wednesday 
CROWD: 80 to 100+ guys, mostly white collar professionals and students
AGE: 18-45 (no one over 45, average age is 25-35)
SPACE: Safe, clean private loft apartment
LIGHTING: Atmospheric lighting with full visibility while appropriate for the mood.
A GOOD PARTY FOR: Guys into well-build, well-groomed white-collar professionals and students, guys into safe-sex, guys into younger “twink” types, guys tired of the bar scene, first-timers.
NOT A GOOD PARTY FOR: Guys into leather or other various fetishes. Guys into heavily-inked guys, guys into men with facial or body hair, guys into masculine beefy types. Guys who like to PnP.
GETTING IN: E-mail PRIVATE.PARTY@MSN.COM for complete info.

Another party that is returning after a summer break is the Bukkake-on-steroids party SWALLOW. I got an email from the hosts a few days ago letting me know that after taking a break they are planing their next SWALLOW party for this coming weekend. They aren’t ready to give us the exact date and time yet, but that shouldn’t stop you from getting on their invite list so that you can make sure to know about it when they do. Here is a description of the party from the hosts:

“Swallow : No Limit Bukkake/Gokkun Scene Returns
The boys from the Swallow party are back from summer break and are looking for sperm donors to join the next bukkake session (weekend of Sept 12th, details TBA). They strip down, stroke and suck each other until the guys are edged real good. Then the whole group lines up to jerk off in one guys mouth or a bowl. No limit, it's all about watching one guy choke down as many loads as possible (over 80 loads at one party). Big shooter? Show off what you've got. Email swallow_nyc@yahoo.com to get on the invite list.”

Another party I don’t yet have the details for but you might want to make sure you get on the list in advanced for is MEN’S DEN. I overheard the hosts at their THRUST party this past Friday mention to some of their guests that they are making plans to start back up their hotel parties in Midtown again in the next few weeks, this time specifically for the members of MEN’S DEN. I went to a couple of their hotel parties when they were doing them a year ago (they were called EARLY RELEASE back then) and they were hot, intimate and intense, so this is something I am definitely looking forward to. 


There is currently a bit of a wait for a MEN’S DEN membership, so if you are interested in attending their “Coming Soon” Midtown Hotel parties, you are going to want to go ahead and send them your pics and stats now so that you’ll have a better chance of being on their list by the time they start them up again. The list has gotten a bit more selective as of late, so you’ll need to be fit and under 49 to get on. You can email them at mensdennyc@gmail.com for more info.

I’m sure I’ll be hearing about more parties that have been missing-in-action coming back to life over the coming weeks, and I’ll make sure to pass the info along to you when I get it.

So now gentleman…start you engines.

And I’ll see you there men!






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