PRIVATE PARTY and THE RETURN OF FUCK CLUB!

Fit fans of safe-sex parties can look forward to a fanfuckingtastic week ahead. Not only is it time for another round of PRIVATE PARTY, but FUCK CLUB is finally coming out of its extended hiatus to have their first ASS ACTION party in months.

In case you've been living in a nunnery and haven’t yet heard, PRIVATE PARTY and the ASS ACTION parties are two of the hottest safe-sex parties in town. PRIVATE PARTY is this Wednesday followed by THE RETURN OF FUCK CLUB HALLOWEEN PARTY the following Sunday. Ideally if you have the body and the stamina you will want to get to both of them, as they offer two completely different experiences and should complement each other nicely as a sexual double-whammy.

For those of you who haven't been, PRIVATE PARTY is pretty much what you would expect a big New York safe-sex party to be, except the usual New York hard attitude is traded in for friendliness. PP is indeed a big orgy-styled Bacchanal with usually anywhere between 70 to 100+ guys going at it sprawled all over a large midtown loft. The crowd ranges from twinks with average bodies to muscular guys in their 30s and a few guys in great shape in their 40s as well, but the twinks are usually in the majority making this party at times look a bit like a Bel Ami video. Being that this is midtown, the vibe tends to be along the lines of what you might find at a Hell’s Kitchen bar like Therapy or Industry…if everyone at Therapy and Industry was naked and fucking around together. Although lighting is low, this is one of the more brightly lit parties so you never have a problem seeing what all is going on. And with all those horny guys in their 20s and condoms to be had everywhere, there is a LOT going on.

And on the other end of the selective safe-sex party spectrum is the ASS ACTION FUCK CLUB parties which are a much smaller and more intimate experience then PP. Apparently the hosts have tightened up the membership list during their hiatus as to only include muscular, athletic guys, so you won’t find any average-body twinks at this party any longer, but you will find a very hot group of men. The hosts can afford to be so hyper-selective because they only allow 15 members to each party. They intentionally keep the group small to encourage more group interaction, so at times this party can resemble a naked game of twister.  In fact, it isn't uncommon to see all 15 guests on the bed at the same time in a big writhing pile of muscles, sucking and fucking, and those are times which will be etched in my erotic memory forever. Keeping the group smaller also means that everyone gets a chance to know each other a bit and become more comfortable with each other which leads to a lot of hot sex.

The size isn't the only difference between these two parties, although they both are "very selective," they tend to attract much different crowds. PP caters to the “white-collar professional crowd” along with students and the men there tend to skew more toward “metrosexual” types, while FC, being based in Washington Heights draws more of an edgier and more racially diverse blue-collar-type crowd and has a more masculine vibe. So if you like businessmen, PP would be your thing. Construction workers? FC would be more your flavor. Like both? Then go for both! Variety is, after all, the spice of life.

Differences aside though, there are some things that the parties do have in common, and they are things you should definitely be aware of if you are interested in attending either of them.

First of all, did I mention these were safe-sex parties? I believe I did. A few times. And for good reason. These are two parties that take safe-sex very seriously. Barebacking is absolutely not tolerated at either party, so if that is what you like to do, know that you won’t be able to do it at either of these. Neither the hosts, nor your fellow party revelers will stand for it.

Secondly, both of the parties have extensive (but very different) screening procedures so don’t think that you can contact the hosts the day of (or even the day before) and expect to get in. If you want to attend this week’s parties you will need to get started…oh…about right now.

For PP you will first need to email the host letting him know your interest. (You don’t need to send any pics with the email.) He will then contact you to set up a preliminary phone interview. Once you have done that then you will be given a date and time for your main interview (usually a half-hour before the next party). You will then need to do an in-the-nude interview in front of a small (also nude) panel of PP members to see if your look and personality is a good fit for the group.

To apply for FC, they are now using a new picture verification procedure. You’ll need to email the hosts for a special code that will be assigned only to you, and then take a face and body pic holding a sign with the special code to prove that the pic is really you and is really current. So the cretins that like to submit fake or old pics won’t be able to get away with that anymore, or at least not with this party.

These procedures may, in the case of both PP and FC, seem somewhat excessive but it’s the way that the hosts are able to maintain the standards of their respective parties. And as complicated as the screening processes may sound, in reality they really are quite simple and painless and not nearly as much of a pain-in-the-ass as they may appear. And who really benefits, of course, from the stringent screening are the party goers, as it insures that those who do make it into the groups will be among a very fine and very sexy group of men.

So are you ready to start making some seriously hot safe-sex memories? Ones that you will play over and over in your head like your favorite porn, except you will be living in the middle of it instead of watching from the sidelines? Then contact the hosts now. As in RIGHT now. Because you know the old saying...you snooze...

For Private Party, contact the host at PRIVATE.PARTY@MSN.COM

For Fuck Club, apply through their website at ASSACTIONNYC.COM

Here are the specific party details:

Wednesday, October 22nd:

PRIVATE PARTY (Midtown West) Great social sex party with a good mix of twinks to muscle dudes to toned average guys. This is a great party to try if you've never been to a party before: social, safe, and a clean atmosphere, no attitude. The best part is that there is plenty of hot sex at this party – not just standing around. Recommended.

THE HOST SAYS: “PRIVATE PARTY is an exclusive monthly, all-nude, safe-sex and social event for well-built, well-groomed, handsome, professional men and students 18- 45. PRIVATE PARTY events are safe, discreet, friendly, completely drug-free and open only to our members. In order to maintain our standards all potential members are screened by phone prior to a brief confirmatory in-person interview. Members of this large organized group are in fine physical and mental shape ,work-out/exercise on a regular basis in addition to being confident, interesting and accomplished. This is a highly screened group who practice safe-sex and enjoy mixing and meeting in a drug-free, friendly, all-nude, social and sexual environment."

VERIFIED SPECIFICS

DOOR POLICY: Very Selective

VIBE: Social and Friendly

SS/BB: A safe-sex party

DONATION: $25 and $1 clothes check

SUPPLIES: Drinks, snacks, condoms and lube, towels and shower amenities

TIME: 8:00pm-11:30 

FREQUENCY: Monthly, usually on a Wednesday 

CROWD: 80 to 100+ guys, mostly white collar professionals and students

AGE: 18-45 (no one over 45, average age is 25-35)

SPACE: Safe, clean private loft apartment

LIGHTING: Atmospheric lighting with full visibility while appropriate for the mood.

A GOOD PARTY FOR: Guys into well-build, well-groomed white-collar professionals and students, guys into safe-sex, guys into younger “twink” types, guys tired of the bar scene, first-timers.

NOT A GOOD PARTY FOR: Guys into leather or other various fetishes. Guys into heavily-inked guys, guys into men with facial or body hair, guys into masculine beefy types. Guys who like to PnP.

GETTING IN: E-mail PRIVATE.PARTY@MSN.COM for complete info

Sunday, October 26th

ASS ACTION FUCK CLUB (Washington Heights) A fraternity-styled club exclusively for guys with muscular athletic bodies and friendly personalities. The hosts have recently taken the party back to its roots as a more intimate gathering (its usually around 15 guys and never more than 20) to encourage more group interaction and to make the party more selective. The result? Well let’s just say the party really lives up to it’s name. Hot athletic guys + friendly no-attitude vibe + bowls of condoms everywhere (including Magnums for the big boys) + bottles of Gun Oil lube …you do the math. Every party has a theme and this Sunday is The Return of Fuck Club Halloween Party where guests are promised "lots of tricks and treats...especially tricks." Guests are encouraged to "stick close together in a haunted house setting for a naked muscular monster mash." A shower and towels are provided.

RATING: Very Selective

VIBE: Friendly and social with no attitude

TIME: 5pm to 9pm, must arrive by 6pm

CROWD: Guest list is limited to 15. Racially mixed, above average to very hot

AGES: 21 to 40s

DONATION: $20

SS/BB: A safe-sex only party

SPACE: Private apartment

SUPPLIES: Condoms, lube, snacks, sodas, shower and towel

FREQUENCY: Once a month on a Sunday

LIGHTING: Good

GETTING IN: Due to limited space on the membership list, the hosts are currently only considering good-looking guys with muscular athletic bodies for new members. You can find out more about the party and apply for a membership at assactionnyc.com

See you there men!