Guys, I haven't been posting much of the review front -- but this is a dude from Miami, who comes to New York a few times a a year, and always writes some very honest reviews. On his recent trip to NYC, he asked me for some suggestions on where to go to get fucked and meet some fun guys. This guy is a self-described "average" guy in his 40s. I recommended Omega and Milk Chocolate, and he found Banya Monday on this site. Here's his thoughts...
"Hi there, I contacted you a few weeks ago about some party advice during my trip up from Miami. I went to three parties this week. Omega on Friday night, Hot Milk on Saturday and Banya on Monday. I'm on vacation!
I went to
Omega last August and found it to be pretty good. I wrote a review which was posted on your site. Not the best but certainly worth the quick trip (for me) and 20 bucks. That was last year. On Friday I arrived about 9 and was followed in by a tall, 45ish, weirdly shaped fat dude with wild hair. Not a good sign, I thought. The de-dressing room only furthered my misgivings; fat, older, skeleton pozs :( Let me say that I am not a model. I have been rejected by the host (nice guy, though) at Private Party. I'm tall, beefy ( no belly), moderately hairy, masculine, good shape but not worked out, 40. I'm a good looking guy but not a porn star. Just a little of the pot calling the kettle black, so to speak. Getting back to the Omega...it was awful. I arrived at 9 and left at 12:30. There were lots of guys but to call the majority "average" is rather generous. Some very unattractive dudes and some very out of shape ones too. Mix of Latinos, whites, blacks and a few Asians. Mostly fourty years and up with just a tiny few 20s. About 11pm two very attractive 20 somethings showed up, took a walk around and left. A little while later two middle eastern young twinks came in and stayed together doing absolutely nothing with each other or anyone else. Strangest thing was that even some of the unattractive guys were pushing other guys away in the lighted section. No reason for attitude when you "keep yourself" like that, Mr. Taco Bell. Two things I hated in addition to the solid majority of out of shape guys (not to mention the appalling lack of hygiene!): only three of us were naked, everyone else was either in some form of underwear or fully clothed; the big blackout room that everyone seemed to be in that smelled of body odor and unsafe sex. I didn't even jack off much less fuck anyone ( safe only, thank you very much). It never got "better" and I have no interest in giving it another chance. Please people, take a shower, cut out some fat and carbs, and brush your teeth!
Hot
Milk Chocolatete was very good. I sent the host an email asking about parties during this week and he responded with info for this one saturday at 4:30 till 9. I wasn't able to arrive till almost 7 but it was really nice. Everyone was naked, everyone was either in good shape ( no big belly, etc.) or very good shape ( maybe even a porn star!) it was appropriately dimly lit ( no total darkness) and there were no unpleasant odors! Small space but just enough variety. A mix of latins, blacks, Asians and a few whites. Very nice people too, no attitude. I am convinced that nudity takes away more than just your clothes. Take it off, it makes you "cooler" ;) I played the whole time with a variety of nice attractive guys. A twinky Asian, a slim blatino, A musclely blasian and hot hairy spaniard. maybe more. I finally put on a condom and fucked the Asian boi who not only moaned but screamed the whole time! Only seven inches but he was sore from the every other guy, including a solid nine inches of european cock, that he had taken before me. What was nice was that the Asian twink took all the dicks while laying on top of me. A very nice group effort! We chilled a bit afterwards and the hot hosts were very friendly and "involved" in the party, too. I was told to expect an email for a once a month party for this Thursday at Paddles. Definitely worth the 20 bucks and easy location.
Finally,
Banya Monday. Awesome, wet and wild. More than just "vanilla sex"! Be aware that this is not just a "pool party" but a sex party in a very nice spa. Bring condoms and lube boys, you will need them. I got there about 3:30 and stayed till about 9. The host is very friendly and works hard to make sure that everyone is having a good time and is being attended to. Very convenient location, a few blocks from the 36 street R station, opposite direction from Omega but same station. Two saunas, one steam room, pool, jacuzzi, plenty of chairs, a wine and beer bar and massages for a fee, a big dark room with comfortable couches and showers. Lots of guys by the time I got there and mostly just touching, stroking and kissing out in the wet room and plenty of fucking and group groping in the dark area ( not total blackout so you can still see who is sucking who). They do not supply condoms and lube :( Plenty of physical variety with the solid majority in good shape to very good shape with just a few old fat guys. There were also a good number of young, worked out and gorgeous hotties wagging their cocks in and out of the pools. More white guys than I had expected or hoped for ( I prefer Latinos) but all kinds, ages and colors too. Again, nudity does wonders in "stripping" attitudes away. A baanya also helps promote cleanliness but some tooth brushes could have helped too. I didn't have any condoms so fucking was out of the question for me but I jerked off with tons of attractive men and bois, sucked and got sucked and gave and received lots of body rubbing.
This was the highlight of the week and wish I were going to be here for another Banya Monday. I love this wet and naked scene and was thrilled to participate. I also love spa castle ( I wrote about it last year) but there everything is very DL with rubbing around under the jets or quick frustrated stroking in the steam room and have also tried the filthy, disgusting and "is he looking to play or not" Russian and Turkish Baths on men only Sunday mornings. Both very hit or miss but Russian baths is certainly gay friendly with most guys jerking off under their towels ( even the fat old Hasidim with their yarmulkes on in the steam room!), but wait 24 hours and go to Banya Monday and get your freak on a much bigger, cleaner and open space. Just don't forget to bring some "supplies" for the dark room."
Sorry about that Omega. I've never been, but I heard it was a hot party for Average Guys -- and I recommend it all the time. Maybe it was a bad night!!! Great to hear about Milk Chocolate and Banya Monday! So guys, here's the details on how to get into these parties...
THE OMEGA PARTY (Long Island City, Queens). One of the best and most popular parties for average guys.
RATING: Somewhat Selective
VIBE: laid back
TIME: Friday (8:30pm-4am), Saturday (8:30pm-4am), Sunday (6pm to 2am)
CROWD: 70 to 120 guys per party, racially mixed (60% white, 40% mixed).
AGE: age ranges from 20 to 60YO
DONATION: $22 (Friday & Saturday), $20 (Sunday), plus special pricing
SS/BB: safe sex with some BB
SPACE: Big Loft playground (6,000 sq ft) with different theme rooms , many private booths , darkroom , porn etc .
SUPPLIES: Refreshments , snacks, condoms and lube
FREQUENCY: Every Friday, Saturday, Sunday
LIGHTING: Mostly good, some spaces dark
GETTING IN: check out
http://www.theomegaroom.com/.
MILK CHOCOLATE PARTY (Midtown). The host runs a number of different parties that vary from hot guys to average men, so be sure to check which party you want. They screen to invite men of all colors age 21-45. They have a number of theme parties from Latino, to Hung Men, to Black Out.
RATING: Selective to somewhat selective, depending on the party
VIBE: no attitude
TIME: 9pm - 1am;
CROWD: varies depending on party
AGE: varies depending on the party
DONATION: $20, plus $1 minimum tip for clothes check helpers
SS/BB: safe sex and BB
SPACE: Uses all the major party venues and hotel suites
SUPPLIES: condom/lube
FREQUENCY: A few parties every week
LIGHTING: varies depending on the party
GETTING IN: Send stats and pics to
milkchocolatenyc@gmail.com
POOL BOY EVENTS NYC (Astoria, Queens) "BANYA MONDAY" Clothing Optional - Spa For Men. Not a sex party, but a hot pool party, and there’s always some vanilla sex around.
RATING: Average to hot
VIBE: no attitude
TIME: 11am-11pm
CROWD: Limited to 50 young, hot men, mostly 20s & ealry 30s
AGE: 18+
DONATION: $25M PLUS $2 clothes check.
SS/BB: vanilla sex party.
SPACE: The spa has a pool, jacuzzi, Russian steam rooms
SUPPLIES: Towels and spa essentials
FREQUENCY: Monday is gay men's day, and is clothing optional.
LIGHTING: GOOD, sometimes too dark for such hot men!
GETTING IN: Check out this site
http://www.masseurfinder.com/members/poolboy.shtml
See you guys there!!
