Two reader reviews: Ozone Park & The Club House Orgy

Hey, guys, I love hearing from you -- especially reviews. Even a whore like me can't find the time to hit up all the parties. Here are two reviews from a reader. It's cool too because he's not another 20YO slut, but an older dude in great shape. So here's the deal, he reviews two different parties: THE OZONE PARK PARTY in Queens and THE CLUB HOUSE ORGY in Manhattan -- one good and one bad, and having only been to the later party, it seems pretty accurate (except that I find the host's tweets very funny: http://twitter.com/TheOrgyGuy. This review is sure to piss off the host of THE CLUB HOUSE (sorry, man). He already is pissed at (check out his blog: http://theorgyguy.blogspot.com, where he trashed me). The one thing that I will say for him is that he is very honest. When you sign up he writes an email & describes his party: “this is a party for height/weight proportional men over 35. Younger guys come, but they’re usually into older guys. This is an orgy, not a stand & pose cruise party. Racially diverse. A slow night is 15 guys, a busy night is 30. Guys range from great shape to bad shape.” His party may not be for me, but he is VERY clear who will be there. Anyway, here we go...


"hey, evan! you are my go-to-guy not only for your listings of what's going on and where, but also for the reviews you post and your wonderful comments... please keep it up and never ever stop, ok? promise? i especially enjoyed your posting about getting to the gym... i am definitely more of a mature guy here.... but i also work out, eat well and take good care of my health and appearance. (i am also a big dicked top, which does not hurt!) i oppose exclusionary door policies in most cases based solely on age, but support them based on attitude and appearance. there are lots of younger guys into older guys and that should be supported. and guys who take care of their bodies should be encouraged to do so at any age. what IS insupportable, however, are gross guys OF ANY AGE who do not respect others' boundaries AND do not take NO for an answer. and the next time some nasty old guy pushes me out of the way so he can get closer to some action, I may lose my normal good manners. well, enough of that!

OZONE PARK - went there for the first time this past saturday. the two guys who host are the greatest, nicest and most efficient I have encountered in a long time. they made the "application" process easy, gave clear directions and ground rules and just made the whole experience great. it was definitely a non-Manhattan crowd, and that was cool. quite mixed in terms of age and ethnicity, and that is a real plus. some super hot types, some less so, but it is all good. also one of the few parties where safe sex is actually enforced both by the hosts and the attendees. (not sure what I think about that myself, but just want to get the information ut there.) the location is a bit of a long subway ride from my part of town (Upper West Side), but having said that I will definitely make the haul out there for the next party!

CLUB HOUSE ORGY - not sure what to make of this one. usually a combination of a few hot guys surrounded by obnoxious and way pushy out of shape scary guys. and the host live blogs from the parties and can get kinda snarky. i would not hurry back to this one.

ok, so, again: keep up of the good work!"


So, guys if you want to check these out...

OZONE PARK SEX PARTY (Ozone Park, Queens). Held in a private apartment, Donation $24 person/$40 Couple, 9pm-am (doors close at 10:30pm). Host 30 to 50 guys once a month (usually 35 guys per party with 30 here at a time); big on variety, so lots of different guys: breakdown of 35 guys is something like 10 guys under 30, 15 guys in their 30s and 10 guys over 40. or a mixed age/average to hot crowd.
Email pics + stats to: SexPartyQueens@gmail.com or check out their site: http://sexpartyqueens.com/ .

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THE CLUB HOUSE ORGIES (West Village). 8am-1pm: This dude loves theme parties and has a few a week, such as Peak (safe sex), Fusion (wristbands for safe sex), Eruption (not exclusively safe), The XTube Party (which he films for the web), and SIR (for older men and their admirers) – you get the idea. Held in a private apartment. The host (who sometimes participates) For midde-aged crowd (45-65) out-of-shape guys and their admirers. April is his last month in the West Village -- so go now!
To get in email stats and pics to host at theclubhouseparties@gmail.com.