I’ll keep this short, as I find it rather disheartening that
these points even need to be mentioned at all. But unfortunately I am reminded often
at parties that they do.
To my fellow bottoms:
If there is even the slightest chance that you may be
bottoming at a party...
CLEAN YOURSELF OUT WELL BEFORE YOU ARRIVE!
...unless you are going
to a scat party.
To my fellow tops:
If you MUST fuck a gent bareback...
CLEAN OFF YOUR COCK WITH A
GOOD AMOUNT OF SOAP AND WARM/HOT WATER BEFORE YOU LET ANYONE ELSE GO DOWN ON
YOU!
...unless you are at a scat party.
To everyone:
If you smell of day-old funk...
TAKE A DAMN SHOWER BEFORE YOU
ARRIVE!
...unless you are at a party for men who are into man-scents that resemble
cheese left out in the sun.
And finally…
USE THE MOUTHWASH!
Most of the hosts provide mouthwash in the lavatories. Or if you have an aversion to mouthwash, breathmints can also work nicely.
That is all.
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